I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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