This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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