we have officially lost it.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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