One girl and one boy is just not enough.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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