Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
did you just send me my own nude
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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