she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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