What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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