Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
