he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
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