when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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