She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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