Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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