My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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