his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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