Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
we should paint friendship bongs
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