Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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