I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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