Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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