Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Help me help you realize you are a moron
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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