Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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