i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
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