I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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