Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Do vagina's smell?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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