Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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