How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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