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(585): View more from New York

Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?

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(757): View more from Virginia

Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.

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(714): View more from California

He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard

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(870): View more from Arkansas

You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"

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(813): View more from Florida

I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable

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