Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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