You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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