A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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