Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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