they need to just BURY HIM!
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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