we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
God, you're like boner-b-gone
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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