talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
