lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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