sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I am never drinking with the goths again.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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