awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Randomize
