found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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