first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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