think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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