Where is the hickey?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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