this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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