I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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