if i can run in heels then i can drive
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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