So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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