Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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