we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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