i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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