If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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