just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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