There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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