I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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