I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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