i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Randomize
