Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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