We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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