drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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