Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
